Vladmere the Elephant,

This is a story that me and my friend Henry wrote (more me than him) in Advisory at school. We were bored so we decided to pick up on a story that we had started writing a couple weeks earlier but we couldn't finish it because our Math teacher said it wasn't considered "school work."
Watch this get published Ms. Sullivan!

Part 1: The Big Shower,
Once upon a time way back in the 1930's there lived an Elephant named Vladmere. At first glance you would think he was a nice, happy Elephant, but at first smell you might think differently.
Vladmere was a very stinky Elephant to say it in a short way.
"You are so stinky," says his best friend Jimmy.
"I know I stink," said Vladmere in a very dejected voice, "what should I do?"
"You should go take a shower," said his girlfriend Fallen. So Vladmere went and took a shower. He turned on the water and used his Axe shower gel... but he still stunk.
"I trusted you Axe Shower Gel," he screamed at his shower gel....
After this he went to his other friend Todd.
"What should I do, Todd?" Vladmere asked.
"You need to go to the BIG SHOWER," Todd replied.
"What's that?" Vladmere asked.
"It makes everybody clean,"Todd said.
All of a sudden a bunch of Russian Helicopters dropped out of the clouds, picked Vladmere up using a new grapple technology, and flew away.
"AHHHHHH!" Vladmere screamed, "WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!"
"You know what's happening to you," one of the Russians said, "you were trying to go to our secret hanger, code name... the BIG SHOWER."
"NOOOOO!"
"And so now we are going to take you to a camp," the russian said.
"A... a... a... camp?"
"Not just any camp a... a... concentration camp." At this point Vladmere was piss-his-pants scared.
Once they landed they un-hooked Vladmere and dragged him into the concentration camp... zoo.
"Were are we?" Vladmere asked as he was being dragged.
"In Siberia," one Russian said. They pushed Vladmere into his stall and left him there. Vladmere noticed that there was a computer in his stall, so he thought it was a good time to check his Facebook.
He posted a status update saying:
Vladmere Todd: is trapped in a concentration camp zoo lol. But all the Russians were checking there Facebook too and they thought Vladmer Todd was sending a distress call.

Back in Vladmere's stall.
Vladmere decided that he wanted to friend Stalin on Facebook so that maybe Stalin would like him and let him go to the BIG SHOWER. So he did and he regretted it.