Metaphors and Simile's Gone Totally and Completely Wrong,

Today in my language arts period we were practicing metaphors and simile's to get really for a big project that we are going to be doing towards the end of the years. Yesterday we focused on metaphors and so today we get to work on simile's. If anyone that wasn't a teacher or a student was in that class he or she would surely think that the whole lot of us were insane. We said the stupidest things you could ever imagine. These are some of mine, that I wrote. Oh, and Lisa is one of my friends and so is Henry. Just incase you don't know.

Lisa was a cat purring on her owners lap, near a nice warm fireplace when she was told that she had finally passed Ms. Sullivan's class.

Lisa was more hyper than a high clown who has mental problems when she ate the donut Mr Seigel Gave her for her birthday.

My mom was an exploding volcano when she found out that she accidentally dyed her hair an ugly dark green color.

Lisa was a dark storm cloud when she spilled green and red food coloring into her quaker's Cream'O'Wheat.

My father was an exploding Mt St. Helens when he saw that his cat had drunk his Fiesta Margarita and spilled the remaining ice on the vomit colored floor.

Now this one doesn't make any sense just F.Y.I.

Henry was a stupid 12 year old adolescent with a Sacramento Kings hat on when he wanted to play charades with Milo and Eli.

Well thats it, join us next time on... to tell a simile.